So I was ready to set the stage yesterday, but I realized all my guitars had broken strings. I was so pissed of I was going to hit people with owl bones. Not only that, some douche started playing lil wayne songs, so I asked him to change it. He looked at me all weird and was like “ahh, I know what you need!”. I though he would play some Brand New, instead I was greeted with some vanilla ice.

All of a sudden, my friend Courtney walks in, so of course I said “suppp courtney?”. She replied “oh my little mouseey why so pissed? Just smile with perfect teeth and all will be okay”. I get that she was trying to set the mood but, it wasn’t working. What came next was a parade of such beautiful words that you just might fall.

Lol, this is harder than I thought.

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